Mad Question Asking

I'm writing this for me in the hopes it will keep me sane. You are welcome to come along for the ride. But this isn't for you, I mean I'm flattered your here but don't think that this is for you because as I already said, it ain't. So if you are a freeloader why don't you do us all a favor and get the hell out. That being said I don't have much to say and a lot of time to do it in. Wait scratch that and reverse.

Sometimes I get bored and pretend I was doing other things instead of reading endless words on endless pages. Most recently I imagined that I was a pirate. I mean that would be pretty sweet right? I'm not talking like present day pirates taking French yachts in Mogadishu, Somalia (read your news) but like old school pirates with cool ships. But I wouldn't want to be one of those Pirates of the Caribbean pirates because if I wasn't Jack Sparrow or Will Turner I'd be a no name pirate. I rather just be my own pirate in my own area. I'd probably opt for a parrot over a monkey. But don't hold me to that.

Did you see those people scaling the Golden Gate Bridge today? Pretty bad ass if you ask me.

I wish I lived a more exciting life. Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me.